Category:Theme Songs

Gather round friends, let me tell you a tale
Of three heroes noble and bold

A Brute, a Druid, and a Thief, who is but nine years old,

...You know them by name,

You know them by deed,

Their quests are famously daring,

So here I sit, singing to you, an adventure that is worth sharing

Tuck is the Brute, he knows not his home, he loves to sing and fight,
Vyng is half Elf, he shifts his shape, and wields a spear with great might,

Billie's a thief, his tiny size does mask the largest heart!

Best and brigtest they may not be but their friendship outweighs their smarts

So gather round friends....

...and listen well...

...for the tale's about to staaaaaaaarrrrttt......

ALTERNATE VERSION (Ad libbed by Mark, makes rest of show utterly redundant)
Spout Lore, it's Spout Lore! Hey!

(Int: FADE IN:

Some sort of 30's detective noir. Concept much better than current show.