Main Campaign

Gather 'round friends, let me tell you a tale,

of three heroes noble and bold,

a brute, a druid, and a thief who is but 9 years old.

You know them by name, you know them by deed,

their quests are famously daring,

so here I sit singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing.

Tuck is the brute who knows not his home, he loves to sing and fight.

Vyng is half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields his spear with great might.

Billie's a thief whose tiny size does mask the largest heart.

Best and brightest they may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts.

So gather 'round friends, and listen close, for the tales about to start...

Characters

Player Characters

• Abdul Aziz as Tachome Dhaume
• Jessica Tai as Fat Billie
• Paul Opps as Vyng
• Mark Robertson as Seathane Wick

Guest Player Characters

• Kyle Bottom as Ruttiger
• Sophie Buddle as Vong

NPCs

• Colonel Dan Fossey
• Dick Veronica Foulsmith
• Etian Boggins
• Armando
• Morgulch
• Meers
• Greg Adams
• Lerm

Seasons

Spout Lore is separated into seasons, with a season usually ending on a cliffhanger or intense narrative revelation.

Season 1: The Schloss & The Bullywug

Title	Air Date	Link	Runtime
1-1 - Profits and Schlass	October 24th, 2017	Listen	40:42
Four friends play a game of Dungeon World. Join a born-again barbarian, a shape-shifting druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in. A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls. [Content Warning: Language, Orphans, Stereotyping of Halflings]
1-2 - Mr Dhaume Goes To Town	October 31st, 2017	Listen	32:04
It's a busy day in the village of Mudlark, with preparations for the Hot Dog Festival in full swing. The gang make a bunch of new friends, and they don't let being bad at one job stop them from trying to get another. [Content Warning: Swears, Gross Swamp Conditions, Mildly Frightening Minor Abominations]
1-3 - The Mayor of Mudlark	November 7th, 2017	Listen	33:15
Things aren't going smoothly in Mudlark. Luckily(?), Tuk, Ving, and Fat Billy are on the job. We also respectfully learn little a bit about an imaginary foreign culture. [Content Warning: Identity theft, war profiteering, poor hygiene]
1-4 - The Wallowing Sow	November 14th, 2017	Listen	30:02
The party appreciates architecture and fine food. Also, they accept yet another job. [Content Warning: Intimidation, Gluttony, Conflicts of Interest]
1-5 - Journey to the Palace of Reeds	November 21st, 2017	Listen	46:24
With more employers than they can probably count, the party hits the road in search of Emperor Morgulch. [Content Warning: Very Extreme Sports, Pornos, Blue Balls]
1-6 - The Court of Emperor Morgulch	November 28th, 2017	Listen	49:42
The party takes a crash course in diplomacy. Emphasis on the word crash. [Content Warning: Diplomatic Immunity, Extreme Gore, Huge Racks]
1-7 - The Hot Dog Festival	December 5, 2017	Listen	45:45
The party takes a break from municipal matters to enjoy Mudlark's famous Hot Dog Festival. Featuring special guest Kyle Bottom! [Content Warning: Poor Bargaining Skills, Choking Hazards, Dog Theft]
1-8 - Return to the Wallowing Sow	December 12, 2017	Listen	38:21
The party stops for a round of drinks at The Wallowing Sow, and the service is only slightly better than last time. [Content Warning: Drinking, Explicit Lyrics, Trespassing]
1-9 - The Hulks of Ships and Shadows of Broken Vessels	December 26, 2017	Listen	46:53
...and stuff like that. [Content Warning: Death Wishes, Sushi, Tapestries]
1-10 - Aboard the Clearwater	February 15, 2018	Listen	1:08:00
Finally, the surprising identity of Muckraker is revealed! Okay, maybe it's not that surprising, but we do take a minute to clear a lot of things up. [Content Warning: Beach, Party, Summer]

Season 2: The Boy & The Box

Title	Air Date	Link	Runtime
2-1 - Shambles	March 2nd, 2018	Listen	38:58
It's a long way out of the swamp. [Content Warning: Elementals, Delirium, Nudity]
2-2 - Ransack!Ransack!Ransack!	March 17th, 2018	Listen	37:42
The gang discovers a new town and makes some new friends... [Content Warning: Ransacking, Double Nudity, Slam Poetry]
2-3 - To The Fording Point	March 28th, 2018	Listen	33:19
A river is crossed. Not a metaphor. [Content Warning: Taint Vibrations, Alternative Medicine, Fantasy Soup Ingredients]
2-4 - Bullrush Nights	April 8th, 2018	Listen	36:56
Sometimes it can be hard to get to sleep. Especially when Tuk is calling your name to save you from the dark. [Content Warning: Lonely Birthdays, Ominous Dreams, Evanescence]
2-5 - Infinite Homages To Innumerable Patrons	April 24th, 2018	Listen	46:51
If you can't handle me at my gator attack, you don't deserve me at my murderous fugue. [Content Warning: Cock Attack, Croc Attack, Monologuing]
2-6 - Dreams	May 8th, 2018	Listen	47:28
Tuk's dream of acquiring armour quickly turns into a macabre nightmare for the villagers who get in his way. Billy takes a couple of naps. [Content Warning: Destruction of Property, Ventriloquism, Terribly Incompetent Bartering]
2-7 - John Wick!	May 22nd, 2018	Listen	55:47
Billy steals food yet again, Tuk attacks yet another tree, and this time it's Vyng's turn to scare the crap out of one of the locals. Featuring surprise(d) guest Sophie Buddle. [Content Warning: John Wick, John Wick, John Wick]
2-8 - Goodnight, Lerm	June 5th, 2018	Listen	34:02
Learning about Lerm's life. Billy has another dream. [Content Warning: Paranoia, Foul Language, Cloaks That Don't Exist In A Traditional Sense (Currently)]
2-9 - Storms	December 26, 2017	Listen	32:07
Journeys spiritual, physical, seasonal. [Content Warning: Spirit Realms, Granola Theft, Tree Exaggeration]
2-10 - The Pool	July 3rd, 2018	Listen	42:26
Brought to you by Capri Sun. [Content Warning: Nudity, Swears, Feels]

Season 3: The Place Between

Title	Air Date	Link	Runtime
3-1 - The Road to Highspear	July 17th, 2018	Listen	29:09
The long journey to Highspear for answers begins. Also, welcome to our new player Mark. We don't meet his character yet, but that will probably come soon. [Content Warning: Terminal Embarrassment, Celine Dion Scenarios, Waterslide Rumours]
3-2 - Gatekeepers	July 31st, 2018	Listen	33:52
The gang enters a city, a mall, an office. [Content Warning: Illicit Weapons, Police Corruption, Paperwork]
3-3 - Honey Flustered	August 14th, 2018	Listen	27:10
Seathan deals with a bee problem. But aren't the bees just a symptom of larger systematic issues with the justice system? Yes, probably. [Content Warning: Fire, Bees, Child Labour]
3-4 - The Yesterday of Today	August 28th, 2018	Listen	37:32
Tuk and Billie get some new clothes and travel to Yesterland. [Content Warning: Fantasy Anachronisms, Fantasy Racial Tension, Fantasy Name Judgement]
3-5 - Reversal of Fortunes	September 11th, 2018	Listen	47:00
Getting new photo ID is always a hassle. [Content Warning: Theft, Violence, Hot Meat Boys]
3-6 - Gangs of Highspear	September 25th, 2018	Listen	47:23
Always lots to learn at the mall. [Content Warning: Violence, Gluttony, Envy]
3-7 - The Other Side	October 9th, 2018	Listen	52:15
You know the day destroys the night, night divides the day. [Content Warning: Intentional Drug Use, Unintentional Drug Use, Freaky Spirits]
3-8 - The One Tree Forest	October 23rd, 2018	Listen	52:15
Lost in the one tree forest, in the dark, with a big glowing fish. [Content Warning: Sexual Undulation, Fishy Abomination, Blatant Fabrication]
3-9 - The Nature of a Rock is to Chill	November 6th, 2018	Listen	47:30
How do you like them wapples? [Content Warning: Gary, Garry, Garry]
3-10 - Rootless	November 20th, 2018	Listen	43:31
The ghost root finally kicks in. [Content Warning: Larry, Terry, Chad]
3-11 - The Wasp Nest	December 4th, 2018	Listen	42:09
You hear buzzing deep within. [Content Warning: Wasps, Wasps, Wasps]
3-12 - The Mountain	December 18th, 2018	Listen	47:03
A long walk through the spirit realm. [Content Warning: Owl, Elk, Polar Bear]
3-13 - The Plains	January 1st, 2019	Listen	47:21
The spirits help Vyng make his way off the Mountain and into the Plains. [Content Warning: Management Skills, Eagle Theme Song Riffs]
3-14 - The Dustbowl	January 15th, 2019	Listen	39:31
The spirits help Vyng make the trek through the dangerous domain of Wasp. [Content Warning: Polar Bees, Fantasy Generators, Pizza]
3-15 - You Gotta Go in to Get Out	January 29th, 2019	Listen	37:40
Vyng and the spirits finally encounter the infamous Wasp. [Content Warning: Flobhockey, Mysterious Items, Narrative Convergence]
3-16 - Reunion	February 12th, 2019	Listen	28:02
Our intrepid heroes finally reunite with their lost friend. [Content Warning: Bad Tattoos, Flammable Situations, Drama]
3-17 - The Escape	March 1st, 2019	Listen	43:54
After finally being reunited our daring heroes must escape the lair of Wasp. [Content Warning: Bullying, Croissant Love, Municipal Hate]
3-18 - A Journey to Return	March 13th, 2019	Listen	53:11
In the season finale, the party makes the long trek home and a sacrifice is made along the way. [Content Warning: Beach Shenanigans, Dick Jokes, Feels]

Season 4: Into The Woods

Title	Air Date	Link	Runtime
4-1 - The Mender's Reckoning	March 26th, 2019	Listen	50:16
As the party returns to the Highspear Mall they find themselves having to settle some old accounts. [Content Warning: Rumors, Nostalgia, Wild Axe Moves]
4-2 - Back in the Saddle Again	July 31st, 2019	Listen	49:54
The gang takes yet another job from the Menders, and also takes way too long to leave a mall. [Content Warning: Lunchables, Flirtatious Interactions, Bronchitis]
4-3 - Reflections	April 23rd, 2019	Listen	57:38
A few days on the road gives the gang a chance to reflect and relax while leading them straight into a crippling logistical problem. [Content Warning: Paella, Saffron, Correct-splaining]
4-4 - Pinewood	August 28th, 2018	Listen	44:17
Arriving at Pinewood just before the monsoons, the gang show their dedication to the Menders' quest by taking another job. [Content Warning: Free Range Parenting, Goldstream Park, Rubber Trees]
4-5 - Pinewood Nights	May 21st, 2019	Listen	48:50
The gang enjoys a night of revelry and engages in the most time honored of party traditions, the conga. [Content Warning: Misunderstood Traditions, Singing, Actual Sex]
4-6 - Into the Woods	June 4th, 2019	Listen	39:28
After a long night of partying the gang sets off to find the tree feller. Vyng must contend with the consequences of his actions. [Content Warning: Disguises, Hangovers, Vev]
4-7 - They Dug Too Deep Too Hungrily	June 18th, 2019	Listen	58:11
The gang investigates the mystery of the strange moss at the logging camp and Vyng gets drunk again. [Content Warning: Fanny Packs, Cha-Bear, Money Cake]
4-8 - Don't You Forget about Meers	July 2nd, 2019	Listen	1:05:21
The gang wraps up their business in Pinewood in near biblical fashion. Then we go camping! [Content Warning: Gold, Stream, Park]
4-9 - The Vault	July 16th, 2019	Listen	1:01:47
Finally arriving at The Vault, the party is faced with a tough decision. [Content Warning: Diarrhea, Stained Glass, Danger Zones]

Season 5: Beach Party Summer

Title	Air Date	Link	Runtime
5-1 - Trust Goes Both Ways	July 30th, 2019	Listen	50:16
Tensions are high as the party deals with the aftermath of releasing a wizard into the world. [Content Warning: Troll Blacelets, Air Quotes, New Worms]
5-2 - Beach Day	August 13th, 2019	Listen	1:00:54
The party enjoys the first day of their much deserved vacation with some good old fashion beach fun. [Content Warning: Dramatic Visions, Retail Nightmares, Traumatic Visions]
5-3 - Lil Sir	August 27th, 2019	Listen	1:04:05
A mere handful of days into their vacation the gang takes yet another job from yet another mayor. [Content Warning: Artisanal Cheeses, Smoked Fish, Low Stakes]
5-4 - To Brenda With Love	September 10th, 2019	Listen	52:04
Our intrepid heroes bring their plans to completion, in more ways than one. [Content Warning: Spaghetti Squash, Porn Scorpion, Actual Sex]
5-5 - Crystal Bay	September 24th, 2019	Listen	1:02:36
The party finally arrives at Crystal Bay, and Shawn finally threatens to kick Abdul off the podcast. [Content Warning: Tourist Traps, Chicken Fights, Squatters Rights]
5-6 - Allison	October 8th, 2019	Listen	49:13
The gang gets to know the infamous Allison while continuing their unbroken streak of getting kicked out of bars. [Content Warning: Birginities, Fantasy Shit, Julianne Moore]
5-7 - Crazy, Stupid, Love	October 22nd, 2019	Listen	54:08
The gang continues to contend with the return of Tuk’s old flame as they attempt to deal with the Crystal Bay Pirates. [Content Warning: Dawson’s Creek Spoilers, Underage Drinking, Trademark Violations]
5-8 - The Pirate Queen	November 5th, 2019	Listen	44:56
The gang negotiates an exit strategy for Allison, and Billie gets diarrhea…again. [Content Warning: Spice Girls, Blood Pacts, Eye Stuff]
5-9 - Pier Pressure	November 19th, 2019	Listen	56:56
The gang endeavors to commit grand larceny in service to the Crystal Bay Pirates, and only manage to get side tracked twice along the way. [Content Warning: Bad Architecture, Good Architecture, Pizza Cones]
5-10 - The Best Pirate I've Ever Seen	December 4th, 2019	Listen	47:21
…so it would seem. Pirates of the Caribbean Theme plays* [Content Warning: Grand Larceny, Domestic Terrorism, Gross World-building]
5-11 - Three Sheets to the Wind	December 17th, 2019	Listen	55:14
A mere handful of days into their vacation the gang takes yet another job from yet another mayor. [Content Warning: Artisanal Cheeses, Smoked Fish, Low Stakes]
5-12 - Masquerade	December 31th, 2019	Listen	1:03:11
The gang finally finds Allison and gets a little more than they bargained for in the process. [Content Warning: Sweater Song, Catholic Raccoons, Drag]
5-13 - I Wish She Cared More	January 14th, 2020	Listen	55:52
The gang is faced with some tough choices as they decide what to do with Allison. [Content Warning: False Starts, Bottle Episode, Goosebumps]
5-14 - A Fire Sale on Pomegranate	January 28th, 2020	Listen	1:01:28
The gang incites a minor riot then confronts Jaunter at the library. [Content Warning: Sauce Monkeys, Fight Puns, Lionel Mackenzie King]
5-15 - The Thunder Rolls	February 11th, 2020	Listen	49:32
The gang gets separated and some of them fall into the clutches of the mysterious Light Guard. [Content Warning: Vases, Swim Lessons, d’Artagnan]
5-16 - Listen All Y'all, it's a Sabotage	February 25th, 2020	Listen	49:48
The gang further antagonizes the Light Guard, and the cast commit pretty flagrant copyright infringement. [Content Warning: Mike D, MCA, Ad-Rock]
5-17 - Truths	March 10th, 2020	Listen	53:59
Our intrepid heroes are faced with some difficult truths, and Meers reveals a dark secret about himself. [Content Warning: Reclamation Errors, Butt Demons, Cup Play]
5-18 - Rider on the Storm	March 24th, 2020	Listen	59:51
Things come to a head with the Light Guard as our heroes try to escape Crystal Bay. [Content Warning: Vern, Tyler, Rubsy]

Season 6: The Old Man & The Sea

Title	Air Date	Link	Runtime
6-1 - Chimes	April 7th, 2020	Listen	47:07
Things get dark as the gang gets pulled into the Sea of Graves. [Content Warning: Chaos, Malice, Storms]
6-2 - Hither and Yon	April 21st, 2020	Listen	53:55
The party gets some much needed rest following their rescue at the hands of the mysterious pirate Chimes. [Content Warning: Exposition, Chowder, Sexist Prayers]
6-3 - Cerulean Depths Seen From a Great Height	May 5th, 2020	Listen	53:16
The true Cerulean Depths are the friends we made along the way. [Content Warning: Runes, Carcinology, Herpetology]
6-4 - Flotsam	May 19th, 2020	Listen	55:53
The party stumbles upon a strange community in the Sea of Graves and ultimately barters with the mayor. [Content Warning: Anachronisms, Stolen Kisses, Evam]
6-5 - Jetsam	June 2nd, 2020	Listen	48:30
“We could have spent a lot of time here guys” – Shawn O’Hara [Content Warning: Centaur Art, Lost Narrative Arcs, Hypothetical Cannibalism]
6-6 - The Green Pillar	June 16th, 2020	Listen	47:23
The party has a brief respite from the catastrophic failures of the previous session. [Content Warning: Finger Shame, Gravy Shame, Lilo & Stitch Fan Fiction]
6-7 - Aquaria	June 30th, 2020	Listen	55:17
The gang partakes in their first ever dungeon crawl! [Content Warnings: Friendly Fire, Drag Race References, Exposition Dumps]
6-8 - The Test	July 14th, 2020	Listen	1:01:01
The gang push forward to get to the treasure at the center of Aquaria’s tower. [Content Warning: Wizard Drama, Potentially Problematic Accents, Pete]
6-9 - The Breaking of the Chains	July 29th, 2020	Listen	1:04:09
The gang gets some much needed R&R, then they run afoul of some marine mammals. [Content Warning: Near Larceny, Horny Monsters, Second Person Present Tense]
6-10 - The Eye of the Storm	August 13th, 2020	Listen	49:07
The gang goes toe to fin with an Unkindness of Mermaids. [Content Warning: Acoustic Temptations, Aquatic Temptations, Terrible Guitar Riffs]
6-11 - Memoriam	August 26th, 2020	Listen	59:23
The gang finally closes in on Perell and stumble into the secret at the heart of the Sea of Graves. [Content Warning: Amateur Autopsies, Conspiracy to Commit Grave Robbing, Grave Robbing]
6-12 - A Door Beneath	September 10th, 2020	Listen	1:22:26
A door beneath the ocean floor, it needs a lock and nothing more. [Content Warning: Spirit Stuff, Magic Stuff, Family Stuff]

Season 7: Makaal

Title	Air Date	Link	Runtime
7-0 - Season 7 Character Creation	October 13th, 2020	Listen	53:02
The cast creates new classes for their characters to usher in the next phase of the story. [Content Warning: Faerie Child, Fighty Monk, Idiot]
7-1 - Kaj's Place	September 24th, 2020	Listen	53:02
The party explores a brand new city on a brand new continent and make brand new enemies in municipal government. [Content Warning: Day Jobs, Socialist Dwarves, Generous Benefits Packages]
7-2 - The Codex	October 7th, 2020	Listen	55:00
The gang infiltrates a municipal building to steal some information on public infrastructure. The stakes have never been higher. [Content Warning: Vance, Vance, Vance, Vance, Vance]
7-3 - Moth Form	October 22nd, 2020	Listen	55:49
The stakes raise incrementally as the gang gets ready to explore some disused city infrastructure. [Content Warning: Roommate Drama, Protein Powder, Teens]
7-4 - The Well	November 5th, 2020	Listen	49:14
The gang crawls through both literal and figurative shit in their commitment to commit a B and E at a library. [Content Warning: Chuds, Chodes, Chuuls (sp?)]
7-5 - Bookworms	November 18th, 2020	Listen	48:46
The gang stealthily* and tactically* infiltrate the Marghani Library. At this point, if you believed either of those adjectives that’s on you [Content Warning: Pipes, Heights, Nerd Fights]
7-6 - The Library	December 2nd, 2020	Listen	52:23
The gang faces their greatest challenge yet: Books. [Content Warning: Caterpillar Murder, Magic Systems, Mall Brats]
7-7 - Study Group	December 18th, 2020	Listen	57:44
The stakes continue to rise as the gang spends an evening casually perusing the stacks of the Marghani Library. Also, we make a plan to have a bath. [Content Warnings: Book Theft, Mild Interrogations, Failed Negotiations]